Do I have to come to your store to get some stuff?
Hell no!! That's gonzo guarantee #2:
I'll never make you leave your house to get my stuff. Once you give me your money I'll send my stuff right to your door. You'll never have to look at that stupid sun again if you don't want to.
And why would you?
Fuck the sun!!!
How much stuff do you have?
Oh I've got so much stuff u wouldn't even believe me if I told you. Probably wouldn't stay awake either. You should probably just go check it out for yourself and tell your friends to do the same.