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Do I have to come to your store to get some stuff?
How long have you been selling stuff?
Is your name really gonzo?
Do you really got stuff to sell for money?
How much stuff do you have?


Do I have to come to your store to get some stuff?
Hell no!! That's gonzo guarantee #2: I'll never make you leave your house to get my stuff. Once you give me your money I'll send my stuff right to your door. You'll never have to look at that stupid sun again if you don't want to. And why would you? Fuck the sun!!!

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How long have you been selling stuff?
I sold my umbilical cord for a blanket to one of the nurses who assisted in my birth. She even threw in a bottle for my excellent customer service.

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Is your name really gonzo?
Of course I love tacos! Who doesn't?

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Do you really got stuff to sell for money?
Yea I like money. Why you got some?

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How much stuff do you have?
Oh I've got so much stuff u wouldn't even believe me if I told you. Probably wouldn't stay awake either. You should probably just go check it out for yourself and tell your friends to do the same.

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